~~~ A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other. Even the best lines get weak after they have been used a few times. Sometimes you really have to squirm to get off the hook. The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake. By voting you help us find the best jokes, quotes and one-liners. The little numbers to the right of the thumbs represent the number of positive/negative votes a one-liner got.The thumb-up and thumbs-down icons are vote buttons.Home of the TOP 100 funny one-liners, sayings, quotes, jokes and proverbs! You can view random funny one-liners by using our one-liner randomizer.Are you a fan of famous quotes, funny one-liners, cute sayings, english proverbs or just plain silly short jokes? It serves you with a random selection of funny one-liners.Moreover, we would like to encourage you to share your funny sayings and quips – with your input will become a rich and extensive source of funny sayings no matter for what purpose you will need them – read, tell your friends, share on your website and any other one.You’re on Bowling Slogans – Page 1 of 3 of Bowling Quotes and Slogans.
Steven Wright Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
Bowling: An alley you can play in Bowling Alley: The poor man’s country club Bowling Babes. Bowling: You can’t beat the 85 cents shoes Bowling: All the cool kids are doing it.
Bowling- You can get 3 strikes, and you’re not out.
Early to bed…early to rise…fish all day…make up lies.
(seen on a quilt in an Alaskan gift shop) ~~~ Fishing isn’t a matter of life and death….